TURTLES WITH ~TUDE

TURTLES WITH ~TUDE

YOU TURN ME OVER RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!!

MOVE, BITCH

MOVE, BITCH

I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

how do you eat a kitty without them noticingone nibble at a time

how do you eat a kitty without them noticing
one nibble at a time

i will destroy you

i will destroy you

fuckyeahnerdstuff:

goddamn, what do i look like, a city bus?!

and thursday is Kill All Humans day.

get outta my FACE man

get outta my FACE man

you can’t keep me in here foreveri’ll escape and then you’ll see

you can’t keep me in here forever
i’ll escape and then you’ll see

shut up it feels good

shut up it feels good

for too long, turtles have been regarded as "cute" and "cuddly" when in reality, they are fierce bitches. it is my mission to bring this serious issue to public attention.

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